The Sin of Lying

I believe we should learn to laugh at least once a day. Even if it doesn't help us live longer, it definitely helps us live happier. :-)

I would like to try something like this with next year's class. But if they're anything like you guys, they would actually do the assignment and realize I was making up this "phantom" assignment.

I hope you all realize how special your class was. Truly remarkable!

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want
you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the
minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many
had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.

The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters.
I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."