The Sin of Lying
I believe we should learn to laugh at least once a day. Even if it doesn't help us live longer, it definitely helps us live happier. :-)
I would like to try something like this with next year's class. But if they're anything like you guys, they would actually do the assignment and realize I was making up this "phantom" assignment.
I hope you all realize how special your class was. Truly remarkable!
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want
you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the
minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many
had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters.
I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
I would like to try something like this with next year's class. But if they're anything like you guys, they would actually do the assignment and realize I was making up this "phantom" assignment.
I hope you all realize how special your class was. Truly remarkable!
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want
you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the
minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many
had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters.
I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
Labels: jokes, learning to laugh
posted by Unknown @ 2:30 PM
7 Comments:
At 7:47 PM ,
Anonymous said...
That's a great and funny joke Mr.S!:) I am glad that you will try something like that next year to your class! I really miss you!
Love,
Belle
At 11:16 PM ,
Unknown said...
Miss you too. Just don't let next year's class in on the joke :-)
At 8:10 PM ,
Anonymous said...
I promise If Katie gets you next year, I won't tell.
At 8:20 AM ,
Anonymous said...
hi! its summer and i was wondering if you could post all the monky problems and answers. by
At 11:45 AM ,
Unknown said...
You still want to learn?!? You still want to be challenged??? And in math??????
What have I done???? LOL
I am impressed (continue to be as I was so impressed with you this past year).
As soon as I come across them I will post them. Keep bugging me to find them.
At 5:12 PM ,
Anonymous said...
Hey Mr. Stuart. How r u doing. Well right now i just came back from that religeous camp i was telling u
about that took place evr since my dad was 11 i think now he is alrdy 47. Well i was hoping u can email me again i have been telling u to email me on my moms email and you still didnt answer. well email me soon. Have a wonderful summer best teacher who evr taught me. Cya!
P.S. Rofl (means rolling on floor laughing.)
I can still remember when my brain was going to explode every time you challenged.
At 1:13 PM ,
Unknown said...
Glad you're back. I've been having trouble accessing school emails from my home computer. Send it again please.
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