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Monday, July 02, 2007

The Sin of Lying

I believe we should learn to laugh at least once a day. Even if it doesn't help us live longer, it definitely helps us live happier. :-)

I would like to try something like this with next year's class. But if they're anything like you guys, they would actually do the assignment and realize I was making up this "phantom" assignment.

I hope you all realize how special your class was. Truly remarkable!

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want
you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the
minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many
had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.

The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters.
I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

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7 Comments:

  • At 7:47 PM , Anonymous Belle said...

    That's a great and funny joke Mr.S!:) I am glad that you will try something like that next year to your class! I really miss you!
    Love,
    Belle

     
  • At 11:16 PM , Blogger Adam Stuart said...

    Miss you too. Just don't let next year's class in on the joke :-)

     
  • At 8:10 PM , Anonymous Jess said...

    I promise If Katie gets you next year, I won't tell.

     
  • At 8:20 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    hi! its summer and i was wondering if you could post all the monky problems and answers. by

     
  • At 11:45 AM , Blogger Adam Stuart said...

    You still want to learn?!? You still want to be challenged??? And in math??????

    What have I done???? LOL

    I am impressed (continue to be as I was so impressed with you this past year).

    As soon as I come across them I will post them. Keep bugging me to find them.

     
  • At 5:12 PM , Anonymous Sandeep Singh said over and over that i said...

    Hey Mr. Stuart. How r u doing. Well right now i just came back from that religeous camp i was telling u
    about that took place evr since my dad was 11 i think now he is alrdy 47. Well i was hoping u can email me again i have been telling u to email me on my moms email and you still didnt answer. well email me soon. Have a wonderful summer best teacher who evr taught me. Cya!
    P.S. Rofl (means rolling on floor laughing.)
    I can still remember when my brain was going to explode every time you challenged.

     
  • At 1:13 PM , Blogger Adam Stuart said...

    Glad you're back. I've been having trouble accessing school emails from my home computer. Send it again please.

     

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